Luigi Fanchini has Struck Again! The self-crowned King Of Nude Photos has performed an elusive 'double' to add a Fourth & Fifth world-famous beauty to his list of famous nude photo victims. In a simultaneous hoax, gorgeous Bollywood actresses Aishwarya Rai and Deepika Padukone.
The twin pinnacles of feminine modesty, have been trapped into posing together completely in the nude. Fanchini, the World's most devious Paparazzo. has tricked Aishwarya and Deepika into posing for a series of totally nude photos which he will now sell for huge sums on the world porn market (A free sample is offered at the conclusion of this bulletin).
Previous Fanchini nude victims were Prince William's fiancée Kate Middleton: Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins and English pop singer Cheryl Cole. But this has been his first successful attempt at 'The Double'. The announcement was made this morning in London. Max Stiffard, Fanchini's Press Guru, called a dawn conference in his plush Mayfair HQ to allow journalists the briefest glimpse of the nude portfolio.
Wearing a classic Savile Row pinstripe suit matched with a Charles Thyrwitt shirt and a pair of £3000 handmade shoes from Lobbs of Jermyn Street, 38 year old Stiffard gave the air of a man in complete charge of world events.
As Stiffard stood up to speak, Fanchini himself, in his trademark black leather jacket and dark sunglasses, slipped into the room and took his place in the centre of the back row. All his opponent Paparazzi, including Ferrari heir Pepe Moldini, were locked outside.
Stiffard began by announcing that this was the ultimate nude portfolio. A collection of one hundred studies of Aishwarya with Deepika, each one exploring the ladies gloriously naked with exposures from every possible angle designed to satisfy even.
The most demanding nude connoisseur. There was a spontaneous round of applause. Then Stiffard gave his customary explanation of how Fanchini had duped two such properly shy females into brazenly stripping-off their saris for nude photography.
"Fanchini discovered that Aishwarya and Deepika are good friends", began Stiffard. "He also learned that Deepika has been working with Aishwarya's husband, the fine actor Abhishek Bachchan. And that Deepika and Abhishek had struck-up a close relationship".
"A plan was now beginning to form in Fanchini's head. Then he learned that Aishwarya wanted to have a baby. And he also heard rumours that she was having problems in 'that' department". "The final piece of the jigsaw fell into place when Fanchini learned that the former Miss World was a devout Hindu". "Instead of approaching Aishwarya, Fanchini decided to target Deepika", explained Stiffard.
"He hired Sarasvati Shiva, a 70 year old unknown actress from Southern India. For a week, Fanchini rehearsed Sarasvati to play the role he had chosen for her". "Then, when the time arrived, Sarasvati was sent to see Deepika". "Sarasvati told Deepika that she had been sent by Lakshmi the Hindu Goddess of Fertility".
"She said that the Goddess Lakshmi had instructed her to offer spiritual help to an actress called Aishwarya Rai". "Then Sarasvati said to Deepika that she didn't know who this Aishwarya was. But she had heard that Deepika was an actress. So she hoped that Deepika would be able to help her track down the lady called Aishwarya Rai".
"Deepika laughed with joy. She kissed the old lady and told her the search was over. She knew Aishwaryia Rai and would immediately take Sarasvati to meet the great actress". "Then Sarasvati told Deepika what the Goddess Lakshmi had said". "These are the instructions of the Goddess Lakshmi", she cried in a deep and mysterious voice.
"A younger woman, more fertile that Aishwarya must accompany us". "I Sarasvati will lead the two ladies to a secret temple deep in the forest. And there the two ladies shall remove their clothes and dance the Dance of the Spirit. Afterwards they shall offer their naked bodies to Lakshmi. And then they shall eat of the Juniper.
They must do this with laughter and with all their feminine charm. After which the Goddess will plant a child". "By a strange coincidence", smiled Max Stiffard, "Deep in the forest lay a newly built magic temple made to look very old. It had taken two weeks to construct at a cost of a quarter of a million pounds sterling. It was a trap".
"Before long Sarasvati arrived leading the two beautiful actresses. It had taken them all day, walking from the nearest village to reach the secret glade wherein stood the temple. "They entered. Excited, thrilled and confident they were alone save for the presence of Lakshmi the mythical Goddess of Fertility".
"There was but one beautiful room. The floor was covered in fresh rose petals. The air smelled of jasmine. Soft music was playing. Sarasvati sat in a corner cross-legged and prayed". "The two film stars removed all their clothes". "One wall was a full length two-way mirror. Behind the mirror in a secret chamber was the fiend - Luigi Fanchini - together with his camera".
"The rest I can leave to your imagination", concluded Stiffard. The applause from the audience rang out for all of ten minutes."The one hundred nude photos of Aishwarya & Deepika are for sale at a starting price of one hundred thousand pounds each" announced Stiffard. "Do I hear any bids?" The room erupted with men falling over each other to purchase just one from the precious history-making nude portfolio.